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ROBLOX vs Bar Mitzvah in Oakland

We’re house poor in Oakland. Our house, our lives, are 95% underwritten by a generous but sexist and Fox-watching boomer in his last decade of life. Thing is, there’s no free lunch. Boomer wants bar mitzvah. Kid only cares about shooting everything on ROBLOX (It’s a miracle that he’s a disengaged student at our half-assed public school.) Dad’s awol. There’s got to be a young rabbi out there who can take our lonely kid out for ice cream or chicken fingers (paid), talk ROBLOX and how much old people suck (paid), and then give our sad boomer a nice chat about how torah trope lessons are going (paid). Where will I find this saint who can make peace?

(And for the record, I’m sorry for all the mistakes I’ve made to even get in this mess.)

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