There used to be a channel under that name, or maybe it was a video project, but there was some gold there. My favorite joke:
A wealthy Orthodox man decides that he’s gonna spend some of the money he’s been saving all his life and buys a Lamborghini. Before he takes it for a drive though, he wonders if he should put a mezuzah on one of the doors, so he goes to his rabbi and asks for advice.
“Rabbi, I just bought a Lamborghini, but I don’t know if I should put a mezuzah in it.”
“What’s a Lamborghini?” his rabbi asks.
“It’s really expensive Italian sports car.”
His Rabbi stops him. “A car? No, you can’t put a mezuzah in something like that! You want advice? Go talk to a Conservative rabbi.”
So the old man goes to the Conservative synagogue and asks the same question.
“Rabbi, I bought a Lamborghini, and I want to put a mezuzah in it. Is this proper?”
The Conservative rabbi replies, “That’s a kind of car, right?”
“Yeah, it’s an expensive Italian sports car.”
“Italian? No way! Go talk to a Reformed rabbi about this!”
So the old man heads to the Reformed synagogue, but this time he gives the rabbi the whole spiel at the start.
“Rabbi, I just bought a Lamborghini, and I want to put a mezuzah in it. Do you know what a Lamborghini is?”
The rabbi responds, “Sure, it’s an expensive, high-performance Italian sports car, but what the hell is a mezuzah?”
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