Great Grandmothers Joke

My great grandmother was full of old Jewish grandma jokes, here is one of them:

A heavily overweight woman comes to the doctor and says, “Doctor! I can’t seem to lose weight! No matter how hard I try I just can’t!

The doctor brings her into the room and then says, “This may sound weird, but you have to chew with you butt”

“WHAT!” She yelled. “Shhhh! Trust me” The doctor replied.

A month later, the lady comes to the doctor. It seems she has lost 30 pounds! But she was bouncing side to side. The doctor didn’t know why she was bouncing but he didn’t ask.

Two months after their first visit, the lady came back. It seems she has lost 50 pounds! But she was still bouncing. Again the doctor didn’t ask.

Three months after their first visit, the lady came back. She had lost a total of 60 pounds! But she was still bouncing. The doctor finally said, “Look, everytime you’ve come to my office, you have been bouncing side to side. Why?”

She replied, “Oh docta! I’ve been chewing gum!”

I don’t know why I shared it. My mom knew her way better then i did and missed her, and especially that joke.

Rest In Peace, Dede Bressman. I will always love your jokes