[Humor] Halachic heter to smoke on Shabbos!

Here’s why smoking should be permissable on Shabbos, according to halacha:

1. Pikuach nefesh (פיקוח נפש, saving a life) overrides Shabbos;
2. Smoking overrides pikuach nefesh;
3. Therefore, smoking overrides Shabbos.

(Written in jest; please remember to keep comments civil and so on.)