A secret Tanakh? Does it have the fabled book of Chronicles III: The story of the prophet Nicolas Cage defeating the evil Sean Bean?

Nope, just the regular JPS translation. It’s a great translation, one that dates back to the 1800s. My favorite part of the JPS version is how accessible it is, you can grab hardbound copies on Ebay for like $5, can’t go wrong.

One special thing about this Tanakh is that it has a list of signatures of my Master Mason brothers who participated in my raising ceremony.