A non-Jewish goofball with a semi serious question.

I send goofy letters out as a hobby but this one to Beth Din of America was inspired by a real question I had. In my limited knowledge of Judaism I have heard that you guys are allowed to reason or argue with God, but how do you know you won the arguement or swayed them?

Just posting this letter as I thought some of you might find it humorous and I highly doubt I will receive a letter back.