A: Cuz they’re allergic:
ah….ahh….ahhhh JEW !!!
Q: Why did Moses leave wonderful & luxurious Egypt, only to wander around in the desert for 40 years?
A: Cuz he became too old and Sinai.
Q: How does a Nazi wife and a Israeli husband divide their marital duties in the kitchen?
A: she bakes while Hebrews.