What was your Bar/Bat Mitzvah speech about?

Mine was about sports. It should not have been.

Edit: My parsha was Eikev- I compared passionate Jews to passionate sports fans and the biblical Jews/Moses to expansion teams.

Edit 2: My local MLB team was/still is NOTORIOUSLY bad. I cracked a joke about how bad they were during the speech, and everyone laughed. I desperately needed humbling after that debacle!