Hello, I don’t know anything. Is there an afterlife in Judaism?
Yes, like this.
Not like THAT, like THIS.
We don’t have one.
What about those?
Nothing from Babylonia counts.
The Talmud Bavli?
It’s got lice!
Christianity has an afterlife, how could Judaism?
A bunch of Polish-Lithuanian folk tales.
What do you care? It’s only obligatory in certain NY boroughs.
Obligatory to believe in the afterlife?
Obligatory to have one.
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