Pasture raised, ethically raised, and legitimately kosher slaughtered kosher meat in NYC/LA area?

There was another post about Spain banning kosher slaughter and someone posted about how terrible the animals are treated in kosher slaughter houses, which basically renders the meat unkoshser.

I’m looking for the Portlandia-skit equivalent of a kosher butcher/brand in nyc or LA that serves kosher kosher kosher mean. I want to know my chicken’s name, how she was raised, what she ate, how often she was hugged and how swift and painlessly she died.

Please and thank you.