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Parody: "Israel Belongs to Jews!"

Phineas and Ferb is a popular Disney cartoon. In the show, there is a song called “Summer Belongs to You!” It is widely regarded as one of the best songs of the entire series. I have just finished creating a parody of this song called “Israel Belongs to Jews!”

Here is a link to the song “Summer Belongs to You!”: https://youtu.be/PKURpUz3bgc

NOTE: This parody may or may not represent my views on this issue. This is just a lighthearted parody of a children’s TV cartoon song to represent the views of a typical Zionists

And now here is my parody, “Israel Belongs to Jews!”:

The Six-Day War was brutal and there were moments when we doubted.

That we’d ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it.

Now Golan Heights plus West Bank are in our extraordinary bay.

And we’ve protected Israelis from the theocratic way.

Maybe two states will form someday.

All we need is Palestine to not say “nay”

when offered. ‘Cuz we’ve already asked thrice! (We’ve already asked thrice!)

Yes, there’s already 22 Arab states,

stretching from Morocco to Hormuz Strait.

And we gave back Sinai, that land should suffice!

Israel is just the size of New Jersey.

And it’s the only Jewish state, you see.

Yet we’re still willing to give up more if they agreed (if they agreed).

But Palestine doesn’t want us to exist.

We’ve offered plenty but they still resist.

They chant “Death to Israel,” but their dreams won’t come true.

‘Cuz through and through…

Israel belongs to Jews!

(Israel belongs to Jews!)

Israel belongs to Jews!

(Israel belongs to Jews!)

Having no Jewish state just won’t do.

Arabs already have twenty-two.

Israel belongs to Jews!

We were “rootless” people with no land,

often oppressed and expelled away.

But in ’48 we beat six states,

and the ‘League didn’t get their way.

Barak offered Arafat Gaza

and most of the West Bank.

But they refused and sent suicide bombers,

and negotiations sank!

And you’ve gotta believe in something (I believe in something).

So we believed we’d win the war,

and beat six states, then did it.

I had never been so proud.

Never been so proud.

I know at first that seemed implausible,

But we accomplished the impossible.

Now there’s something that I’ve gotta say out loud.

No recognition, negotiations, nor peace

That’s it!

Are 3 no’s Arabs established with the Sudanese.

She’s got it!

They’re the ones blocking the road to peace through and through.

By Yahweh, I think she’s got it!

If Hitler won, Jews would cease to exist.

Yeah!

But the Nazis failed, and we persist.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Now Hamas wants the same, but their dreams won’t come true.

‘Cuz through and through…

Israel belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)

Israel belongs to Jews

(Israel belongs to Jews!)

Israel belongs to every Jew.

“Law of Return” means that is literally true.

U.S.: Hey, Israel!In Background:
Israel: America! Thank you so much for being a great ally!Israel Belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)
U.S.: Well, we can’t help but love The Only Democracy in the Middle East ™*.*Israel belongs to Jews!
Israel: Oooh! I like the sound of that!(Israel belongs to Jews!)
U.S.: Besides, we have a present for you..Israel belongs to Jewish people of all stripes, but gentiles are allowed to thrive here too.
Israel: You do? What?Israel belongs to Jews!
U.S.: This. (*gives Israel $150 billion in foreign aid *)(Israel belongs to Jews!)

Baby, baby, baby, baby!

Israel belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)

Israel belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)

Palestinians don’t have a clue.

Rejected offers for a two…

Israel belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)

Israel belongs to Jews! (Israel belongs to Jews!)

…state solution through and through.

You just can’t change their point of view!

Israel belongs to Jews!

NOTE: This parody may or may not represent my views on this issue. This is just a lighthearted parody of a children’s TV cartoon song to represent the views of a typical Zionists. Although I personally agree that Palestinians deserve more scorn for being so adamantly against a two state solution and rejecting all offers for one (even when it’s extremely generous towards them) and Israel has the right to exist, in many cases Israeli treatment of Palestinians is awful and this parody does not intend to mock their plight in any way.

I would love as much feedback as possible. What do you guys think of this?

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