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Maccababy, by Eartha Kitt?

I hope this isn’t in any way sacrilegious but I asked ChatGPT to create a new Hanukkah holiday song and it seems to have retrofitted Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby” 😂:

(Verse 1) Maccababy, overthrow Mr. Epiphanes, for me, Fighting for our rights, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight.

(Verse 2) Maccababy, an oil lamp that lasts all eight nights, so bright, Standing strong in the light, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight.

(Chorus) Think of all the freedoms we’ve missed, Think of Judah Maccabee and all the risks, Next year we could be just as free, If you light up our people’s history.

(Verse 3) Maccababy, we want our rights, and really that’s not a lot, Against the great Greek despot, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight.

(Verse 4) Maccababy, one little thing we really need, indeed, To worship as we please, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight.

(Chorus) Maccababy, and fill our nights with victories, Against Greeks, come speak out for us, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight.

(Bridge) Come and light our menorah bright, With flames that remind us of our fight, We really do believe in you, Let’s celebrate our faith anew.

(Chorus) Maccababy, forgot to mention one little thing, the food, We think latkes could be good, Maccababy, So purify the Temple tonight, Come purify the Temple tonight, Hurry, tonight.

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