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Let’s play Jewish/Goyish

The recent comments about the Mets being a fundentally Jewish team and the Yankees being the opposite reminded me of the Lenny Bruce bit. And then the jokes about the non-Jews we assumed were Jewish or the Jews we assumed weren’t. Sharing the original bit here. Add modern ones in comments.


Now I neologize Jewish and goyish.

Dig: I’m Jewish. Count Basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish.

B’nai Brith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. Marine corps–heavy goyim, dangerous.

Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake’s cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes–goyish. Black cherry soda’s very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish–very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish.

Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won’t go near them. Jack Paar Show is very goyish.

Underwear is definitely goyish. Balls are goyish. Titties are Jewish. Mouths are Jewish.

All Italians are Jewish. Greeks are goyish–bad sauce.

Eugene O’Neil-Jewish; Dylan Thomas, Jewish. Steve is goyish, though. It’s the hair. He combs his hair in the boys’ room with that soap all the time.


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