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Jewish Cat Shenanigans ๐Ÿˆ

Jewish Cat Shenanigans 🐈

These are our two cats – Moshe (orange) and Potion (Siamese). Theyโ€™re the first cats Iโ€™ve ever had, and here are some things theyโ€™ve done that weโ€™ve jokingly called antisemitic.

Handsome Boys

  • Attacking tzitzit – both boys
  • Licking challah dough – Moshe
  • Knocking down (unlit) shabbat candles – Moshe
  • Biting tallit during shacharit – both boys

Tangled Tekhelet

  • Climbing a bookshelf, stealing and playing with tekhelet (don’t worry, I fixed it!) – Moshe
  • Knocking down and breaking a porcelain menorah – Moshe
  • Knocking down and almost breaking a ceramic natla – Moshe

Potion licking MY CREAM CHEESE off his foot

  • Stepping on my bagel, licking cream cheese off his foot – Potion
  • Knocking a shofar onto the ground on Rosh Hashanah – Moshe
  • Climbing into a shofar bag and refusing to leave – Moshe
  • Biting the lulav – Moshe
  • Nearly knocking over Elijah’s cup – Potion

We finally found his hiding spot!

  • Hiding from shabbat guests so well we thought he got out – Potion
  • Licking the shabbat brisket – Moshe
  • Wrestling knitted kippot – Moshe
  • Biting the computer during virtual Torah study – Moshe

Here’s to many more years of Jewish cat ownership! What nonsense have your Jewish pets gotten up to? ๐Ÿ™‚

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