Invention of Break Dancing

I recently convinced a family of Christians that JC is only brought up in conversation amongst Jews when we are referencing “Christop,” the first form of break dancing.

Now this is obviously nonsense; but one of my favorite pass times is messing with proselytizers. I convinced them that “Christop,” pronounced Krees-TOOP, was first invented as a way for JC to spread his teachings through interpretive dance to those who did not speak Hebrew. The dad affirmed what I was saying to his wife and kids and said that he would teach them how to Christop at Sunday School.

It was like a 20 minute conversation. I dunno, just thought I’d share.