Hey! I’m some kind of vaguely spiritualist mess interested in Judaism, but I have zero clue where to start.

I don’t really have any Jewish heritage or anything, don’t know a lick of Hebrew or Yiddish, I don’t know any Jews irl that I could ask, I am insanely confused. Does anyone have any resources that are like “Judaism for dummies”? A translated Torah? Idk, I need help lol