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Denominational Joke

A family buys a Mercedes and wants a bracha made on the car. They decide to call up a rabbi. They call an Orthodox rabbi first, and he answers “Sure. I’ll do it, but what’s a Mercedes.” Next, they call a Conservative rabbi and he says “I’m not sure if I can do that, I’ll get back to you.” Finally, they call the Reform rabbi. He replies “I can do it, but what’s a bracha?”

Thanks to u/Bokbok95 for improving the joke.

submitted by /u/PhiloJudaeus1
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