Courtesy of a good friend:
Prompt: Write a rap about circumcision in the style of early will Smith
Verse 1:
I’m fresh prince of the mohel scene
Circumcising like a boss, I’m so mean
I trim the tip with precision and care
It’s a rite of passage, don’t you dare be scared
Chorus:
Circumcision, it’s the move to make
It’s a part of our heritage, no mistake
So let me snip and you’ll be fine
Just trust in me, I’ll do it right on time
Verse 2:
I’ve been doing this for many years
I’ve seen it all, no need for tears
I use the tools of the trade with skill
It’s a quick and painless procedure, no big deal
Chorus:
Circumcision, it’s the move to make
It’s a part of our heritage, no mistake
So let me snip and you’ll be fine
Just trust in me, I’ll do it right on time
Verse 3:
Some say it’s outdated, but that’s just talk
I know the benefits, I’ve done my research and I’m not gonna stop
It’s a clean and healthy choice, don’t be misled
With me as your mohel, you’ll be in good hands, I guarantee
Chorus:
Circumcision, it’s the move to make
It’s a part of our heritage, no mistake
So let me snip and you’ll be fine
Just trust in me, I’ll do it right on time
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