To the two Lubavtichers I saw while in line at Walmart,
Just because I say “Good Yontif” to you while you’re heading out and i tell you I am a conservadox Jew does not mean I have time to read your pamphlet on how Lubavitch survived a heart attack today. I understand your well meaning but I’m fine with my level of Jewishness.
Also please don’t ask me to do the tallis prayer in the middle of the Walmart cutlery aisle. It feels like the start of a Seinfeld episode.
I do uphold by good yontif to you though.